I'd love to give you that promotion, Beverly. But first, you'll have to do something... for me.
Don't do it, Beverly! Don't do it!
Spoiler alert. I've watched this in here before, and it does not end well for Beverly.
Well, not to blame the victim, but who wears a black bra to work?
These shelves would be so much better if they were alphabetized and color-coordinated.
Forget that cabinet and look at the top shelf on Beverly. I'm a little jelly.
That's right, Beverly. Now, bend down and pick up that file.
Oh, Doug, you're up to your old tricks, and she falls for it every time.
Let's pause here and write down these rules we've learned from Beverly and Doug.
Oh, I love the smell in here.
Reminds me of interning on Wall Street, you know, minus the dignity and the future.
But why would the paper products be near the toner cartridges?
Whoever organized this place must have been stupid or lazy or both.
A-both. Forget all that shelf stuff.
You are not here to improve office layout, you're here to keep quiet, pretend like you're working,
and steal five to ten vitamin waters from the break room at the end of each day.