Pay attention, everyone. I know you're all very busy working hard.
Congratulations, you've just won a free ipad.
Attention, everyone! While doing work and nothing but work,
I may have downloaded a virus that meows, so be on the lookout. Carry on, Eli.
Thank you, Carmen. Happy to say, tenth floor has finally picked our new junior exec,
and that person is sitting right here.
Yes! No, Caroline. Yes! No!
Champagne on me! Yes!
Here, I got us a fresh bottle, 'cause I'm the boss.
Miss Black, would you pop that cork for me?
I'd be happy to, Miss Channing, you bitch.
Okay. Okay, okay, now I'm gonna make a proper toast.
I don't know how. Their toaster oven's in our kitchen.
To Max, I promise not to sexually harass you no matter how much I'm required to as your superior.
To Caroline, I cannot promise the same thing, 'cause sister, you fine.
Oh, crap! I spilled champagne on my good bucket blazer.
Yes, right there on your breasts, Beverly.
I'm doing Doug from the sexual harassment video.
The Doug? Love your harassment work!
Especially that sad H.R. scene where you get fired and cry but still manage to touch yourself a little.
Wow, Beverly, your breasts are so big, I might need the whole box.
That's enough. You're making this rag feel even dirtier.